Fantasy Drafts

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Fruits and vegetables draft -- results

5:12 PM

Remember the candy bars draft? Yeah, so do we – and so do our teeth. To prove that we aren’t just hedonistic, candy-eating serial killers (or, at least, that four of us aren’t), we decided to hold a draft of fruits and vegetables. We laughed, we cried, we shared recipes. Feast your eyes and your imaginations upon our delicious, antioxidant-rich selections below:

Albert: avocado
Sydney: olive
Sarah: orange
Adam: strawberry

Adam: spinach
Sarah: tomato
Sydney: artichoke
Albert: potato

Albert: onion
Sydney: peach
Sarah: raspberry
Adam: cucumber

Adam: blueberry
Sarah: apple
Sydney: garlic
Albert: watermelon

Albert: zucchini
Sydney: eggplant
Sarah: asparagus
Adam: grapes

Adam: broccoli
Sarah: sweet potato
Sydney: mango
Albert: corn

Albert: squash
Sydney: lychee
Sarah: banana
Adam: bell pepper

Adam: cantaloupe
Sarah: pea
Sydney: soybean
Albert: pineapple

Albert: kiwi
Sydney: pear
Sarah: lentil
Adam: carrot

Adam: mushroom
Sarah: papaya
Sydney: plum
Albert: guava

Albert: okra
Sydney: pumpkin
Sarah: grapefruit
Adam: cherry

Adam: apricot
Sarah: lettuce
Sydney: basil
Albert: shallot

Albert: star fruit
Sydney: kumquat
Sarah: nectarine
Adam: chickpeas

Adam: cilantro
Sarah: arugula
Sydney: endive
Albert: celery


Anonymous Anonymous said...

albert, you had the worst. draft. ever. and how the fuck is cilantro or basil a fruit OR a vegetable? idiots, all of you. this draft doesn't even come close to living up to the potential genius of this site.

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Albert said...

Yikes, that’s cold, just think about that next time you are deliriously happy and munching on some freedom fries or onion e-rings, also do you like chips with guacamole? Well i own those!

9:05 AM  
Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said...

Hey there, random angry person, take it easy. "Vegetables" are hard to categorize, so we just threw things wide open, resulting in people making admittedly stupid choices such as garlic. Just think of it as the produce draft.

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apple, peach, and banana all available in the first three rounds. Potato taken last in the second round. Corn taken in the sixth round. Do any of you ever eat anything not purchased at Fresh Fields?

7:39 PM  
Anonymous robot commenter said...

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7:47 PM  
Anonymous Albert said...

If you think i eat at fresh fields you have no clue.

"You dont even know me"

I love french fries, and hash browns, and baked potatoes, and home fries, and tater tots

9:20 AM  

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