Fantasy Drafts

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Worst Comic Strips Draft

3:31 PM
Welcome back folks. We could make lots of excuses as to why there hasn't been a post on FD in a while. I could tell you about the increased responsibilities at my job. Adam could tell you something about his workload vs. the Asian dollar. Sarah could probably tell you something about how we're that much closer to finding a vaccine for AIDS. Yes we would love to tell you about how productive we've been, but that would be a lie. Plus it would get us away from the real reason you haven't seen us recently - because we're lazy.

In that same spirit of laziness, we've decided to draft the work products of the worst/laziest cartoonists out there. Nothing is worse than sitting down with your bowl of corn flakes in the morning, flipping to the comics only to want to gouge your eyes out when you see Cathy, Family Circus or Marmaduke. How do these people sleep at night? Maybe Dickie the Cockroach will save us.

Round 1

Sarah - Cathy
Chris - Family Circus
Sydney - Mark Trail
Adam - Ziggy
Dan - Mary Worth

Round 2

Dan - Rex Morgan, M.D.
Adam - Nancy
Sydney - Barney Google and Snuffy Smith
Chris - Zippy the Pinhead
Sarah - Love Is...

Round 3

Sarah - Marmaduke
Chris - Judge Parker
Sydney - Prince Valiant
Adam - B.C.
Dan - Sally Forth

Round 4

Dan - Rose is Rose
Adam - Mallard Fillmore
Sydney - Momma
Chris - Andy Capp
Sarah - Broom Hilda

Round 5
Sarah - Dennis the Menace
Chris - Heathcliff
Sydney - One Big Happy
Adam - Beetle Bailey
Dan - Baldo


Blogger FreeThinker said...

Hey, what's so bad about Zippy the Pinhead?

1:05 AM  
Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said...

Yeah, Zippy sometimes makes me laugh out loud at its weirdness. Pretty good, considering all the other picks make me want to jam a fork into my eye.

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:20 AM  
Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said...

If that doesn't make you laugh, you have no soul

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Darren said...

Apartment 3G, anyone?

And Adam, there's nothing wrong with B.C. or Beetle Bailey. Anachronism = Funny. Also, Laziness = Funny.

4:36 AM  
Blogger the Thin Man said...

go to: immediately

11:38 AM  
Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said...

Apartment 3-G is great! Bitchy Margo, ditz Luann, pointless Tommie, creepy "professor" neighbor... what's not to love?

1:31 PM  
Blogger Red Baroness said...

let's not forget that creepy barbie in the drawer

11:44 PM  

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