Fantasy Drafts

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Olympic Events Draft Results

5:25 PM

Sigh. I don't think anyone knows the rules to this draft. Below is a draft of olympic related items. If you're really bored (particularly at work) feel free to click - and waste hours of time.

Round 1:
Sydney - Bobsled
Chris - Swimming (Fishy)
Albert - Ice Hockey (Air)
Adam - Luge
Sarah - Marathon

Round 2:
Sarah - Track (Sprints)
Adam - Table Tennis
Albert - Soccer (Volleys) (Headers)
Chris - Figure Skating
Sydney - Gymnastics (Ouch)

Round 3:
Sydney - Diving
Chris – Skiing
Albert – Boxing (OJ)
Adam – Basketball
Sarah – Water Polo

Round 4:
Sarah – Speed Skating
Adam – Volleyball (OneSlime)
Albert – Wrestling
Chris – Decathalon
Sydney – Weightlifting

Round 5:
Sydney – Track (Hurdles)
Chris – Short Track Speed Skating
Albert – Triathalon
Adam – Fencing
Sarah – Biathalon

Round 6:
Sarah – Rowing
Adam – Badminton
Albert – Tennis (Topless)
Chris – Baseball
Sydney - Handball

Round 7:
Sydney – Beach Volleyball
Chris – Ski Jumping
Albert – Cycling (Uni
Adam – Pentathlon
Sarah – Archery

Round 8:
Sarah – Field Hockey
Adam – Sailing (Speedboat)
Albert - Curling
Chris - Snowboarding
Sydney - Skeleton


Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said...

Oh Sydney. You tried, you really really tried. And we love you for it. This may have been a nightmare of a draft, but it will always be gold in my heart! Or at least shameful, shameful bronze.

5:42 PM  
Blogger Red Baroness said...

Chris officially has waaaaay too much time on his hands.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said...

Agreed. Plus the Title IX link makes no sense, since Olympic field hockey is played by MEN.

12:12 PM  
Blogger diva said...

I personally favor luge and greco roman wrestling

11:47 AM  
Blogger the Thin Man said...

the throws are unique, but luge? come the olympics in particular the winter olympics suck

Ice Dancing? what, come on.

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go wrassle someone in a leotard, thin man. name any summer olympic sport as dangerously exciting as luge.

4:11 PM  
Blogger the Thin Man said...

Seeing as i havent watched one iota of that boring "luge" I'd go with most of the track events as more exciting (especially relays), but in general i find the olympics boring, the people involved always change, its always overhyped, and no one is signing Aretha Franklin...

9:36 AM  
Anonymous grim reaper said...

Sorry to see that everyone here has died. I'll be by later to pick up the bodies.

7:00 PM  
Blogger DavidNYC said...

You guys really ought to add date-stamps.

11:54 PM  
Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said...

Yeah! Step up, Adam's Friend Darren!

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Grim Reaper doesn't pick up bodies. Thats ridiculous. He picks up souls. 'Tard.

1:37 AM  
Blogger the Thin Man said...

doesnt anyone do commentary anymore? hello? hello?

1:21 PM  
Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said...

What, Chris's insane links aren't commentary enough for you people?

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello? Hello?

The door was open, and I knocked and called, but nobody said anything. Did the Government close this place down, or what?

3:06 PM  
Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said...

I think we were all traumatized by the horrific process that was the Olympics Whatever draft. As soon as we recover, we'll be up and running. Right guys? Right? Hello?

5:46 PM  
Blogger Durward Kirby said...

I think the problem is drugs.

I haven't decided whether it's the drugs you're taking, or the drugs you should be taking.

12:42 PM  

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