A Landmark Day

Yesterday, 12 December 2005, Fantasy Drafts was visited by its 5,000th patron. While our general penchant is for self-aggrandizing chest thumpery, we should give credit where credit is due: The Volokh Conspiracy. Good old VC delivered us 703 visitors yesterday, to bring us up to 5,050 at day's end, and we've gotten another 362 today. So yes, nearly 20% of our site's total visitors came in the last 24 or so hours.

Our question is, What the hell are you doing with your time? Are we that funny? (No.) Are we like so many car crashes and Ashlee Simpsons, so-bad-you-have-to-watch? (Maybe.) Are we glad you came? (Yes. Was it good for you?)

In conclusion:
1. Thank you, Anonymous Person from Riverbank, CA.
2. Thank you, everyone, for reading. And searching for things like "teenage mutant shredder bishop," "nasty rotten redheads," and "'unnaturally large' blogspot."
3. Note to Fantasy Drafts Staff: you can stop clicking 'Reload' now.