To our beloved fans: maybe this will stop your damn whining

We know there has been a bit of an undue delay since the last draft. We sincerely apologize that some of us have certain more pressing demands on our time, such as contributing to society in any meaningful way. We know you are waiting on tenterhooks, whatever those are, to criticize the next topic, berate our picks, and hurl vicious invective at our commentary. And we feel bad that we have let you down, because, as we all remember from high school, NOTHING is more important than the approval of one’s peers.

So, to appease your increasingly alarming complaints, we have redesigned the site! And by “we,” I mean “Adam’s friend Darren.” (Thanks, Adam’s friend Darren!) We hope this sexy new look will give “brand” Fantasy Drafts better and make the posts easier to read.

And lest you think we’ve forgotten about your favorite activity, there are lots of new features/problems about which you can obnoxiously nitpick. Here’s a list to help you get started!
-no “contributors” list with links to blogger home pages
-no demarcation of the day each post was made – just the time
-no way to link to individual posts

We know you’re disappointed that we haven’t done a new draft, but we hope this can appease some of your murderous anger, as well as giving you a convenient new outlet for your bitch-and-moan pleasure now that the “why no new drafts?” angle is getting – let’s face it – a little old. This way you won’t have to redirect your rage into writing crackpot letters to politicians or whatever it is you people do in your spare time.

You’re welcome.