Fantasy Drafts

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Official Potential Drafts List

12:28 PM

Here at the Fantasy Drafts Secretariat, we face a variety of challenges each day. How often should we draft? Who should be allowed to participate? What’s the best way to keep our idiotic website concealed from employers and other relevant authorities? What are we going to do about Albert?

But our most important procedural question is, of course: what to draft? Below is our Official Potential Drafts List, thrown out into the void for your comments and musings, your most vicious denunciation, your most lavish praise, your non sequitur sales pitches (no need to alienate our robot fan base), and, of course, your suggestions.

Official Potential Drafts List

Eating and drinking
Beers
Hard Liquors
Fruits and vegetables
National cuisines
Condiments

People
Dead World Leaders
People named "James"
People who died young
Painters
Actors and actresses
Directors
Groundbreaking musicians
Poets
Authors
Boys’ names
Girls’ names

Misc. items -- pop culture
Periodicals
Movies
Sports Teams
Sports
Pets
TV shows
TV sitcoms
Novels
Songs (one per artist)

Other misc. items
Amendments to the Constitution
Religions
Deities and prophets
Inventions
Emotions
Languages
Insects

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Anonymous Sarah said...

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1:10 PM  
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Anonymous danielle said...

i think every semi-atractive-atractive girl shoudl just mkae out with him.

9:09 AM  
Anonymous C. McNamera said...

you guys shoudl draft a movie group: producer, director, lead actor and actress, back-up, cant think of anythign else right now.

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pundits (build the ultimate round table), comedians (build a bizarro-world SNL cast), bloggers, musical instruments

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should draft off the drafts. Sort of a meta-draft!

10:11 PM  

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